On the Downlow

They knew it from the get go They'd keep it on the down-low Don't you be so emo I thought this was your dream, oh We'll keep it from our parents We'll say we're running errands Or playing Call of Duty For each call of booty They're getting their degrees now They know their ABC's now Jamie says "Okay now I think we can reveal we're gay now" Paulie says "I'm sorry I'm going to be a Tory I need my reputation We can still meet on vacation!" They're turning into birds now The Tory eats his words now They realized they were in love And each became a rock dove They're flying to Miami Where birds can start a family It's safe in the city And all the pigeon boys are pretty