I Cracked My Neck

When I was a child I cracked my neck and then I cried I couldn't move my head left or right I pushed my brother down the stairs And I didn't even have a care And then he said, "Hey! Why'd ya do that?" You took my favorite colored pen Now don't think we can be friends I wish I still could move my neck please I can't move my neck I can't move my neck What the f*ck am I doing here? I can't move my neck And I have puppies on my underwear Little bugs in my hair They tell me jokes that no one knows Cos bugs are my best friends They eat the boogers in my nose! I can't move my neck I can't move my neck What the f*ck am I doing here? I can't move my neck And I have puppies on my underwear Underwear Underwear Underwear Cos bugs are My best friends They eat the boogers in my nose! I can't move my neck I can't move my neck What the f*ck am I doing here? I can't move my neck