Krampus Returns

I know I’m on the naughty list No presents are waiting for me I’m always bad, I can’t resist But that’s the way it has to be Don’t see the point of all the rules Don’t care for santa or his sleigh I won’t be made into a fool There is just one to whom I pray Krampus Returns here every year To punish me and bring me cheer I’d rather have nothing under my tree And do whatever the hell I please There are no gifts to pass around There won’t be anything but coal But I won’t let it get me down It lights the fire deep in my soul I don’t need your pointless stuff Can’t take it with me to my grave I just hope I’ve been bad enough To finally receive what I crave Krampus Returns here every year To punish me and bring me cheer I’d rather have nothing under my tree And do whatever the hell I please I can hear his bells Ringing out above me He has come from hell Where he has heard my plea Krampus Returns here every year To punish me and bring me cheer I’d rather have nothing under my tree And do whatever the hell I please Maybe if I’m lucky this year Krampus will drag me far from here To a place where I belong Where the fire burns all year long Krampus Returns here every year To punish me and bring me cheer