Short King Shuffle

I'm on this dating app looking for my wife She's in my inbox now asking about my height So I answered her quickly: I'm a clean 6'3" What she don't know won't hurt her and it certainly won't hurt me Sometimes it's hard for them tall girls to see She's scanning through the bar looking right over me So I knocked on her buckle and I asked for a dance And when she saw my shuffle she was sure I was gonna be her man I did the short king shuffle I did the short king shuffle Now do the short king shuffle c'mon and do your dance Now do the short king shuffle I got me a tall queen and now we're making supper She's helping me out with the top shelf in the cupboard And I never ever seen my baby wearing a frown She don't mind 'cause we're the same height when we're laying down But then I finished my set and I hopped off stage Said I was her king but her look was hard to gauge Then she blew right past me and went straight for Sam She did the shuffle so fast well she left my big head spinning She did the short king shuffle She did the short king shuffle Now do the short king shuffle c'mon and do your dance Now do the short king shuffle Now do the short king shuffle Do the short king shuffle Now do the short king shuffle c'mon and do your dance Now do the short king shuffle