I Don't Want A Dog (I Just Want A Frog!)

I don't want a dog I just want a frog A pet I can call my own We can swim together, dance together, hop and jump Float together, croak together, then eat lunch Not flies, yuck! I don't want a dog I just want a frog A pet, I can call my own We can swim together, dance together, hop and jump Float together, croak together, then eat lunch No I don't want a dog I just want a frog Dogs are smelly, frogs feel like jelly Dogs are hairy, frogs aren't scary Dogs are hot, frogs are cool And I can't take my dog to school I don't want a dog I just want a frog A pet, I can call my own We can swim together, dance together, hop and jump Float together, croak together, then eat lunch No, I don't want a dog I just want a frog I don't want a cat I just want a bat A pet, I can call my own We can fly together, swing together, flap and jump Walk together, squawk together, then eat lunch No I don't want a cat I just want a bat A pet, I can call my own We can fly together, swing together, flap and jump Walk together, squawk together, then eat lunch No I don't want a cat I just want a bat Cats are fluffy, bats aren't stuffy Cats are scratchy, bats are screechy Cats aren't kind, bats are blind So you can leave them both behind But I don't want a dog I just want a frog A pet, I can call my own We can swim together, dance together, hop and jump Float together, croak together, then eat lunch No I don't want a dog I just want a frog