Captain Security

Show him your ID please You can't get past him you see Ex-con and a straight up G Captain Security Pissin' on a pickup truck This can't be his The doors open, what the f*ck Turns out it actually is Here is my number, write it down Tomorrow we are gonna hit town Here is my number, write it down Gonna tell 'em that you're in a band with Paul Simon They took his heaters, man A farewell to arms Rollin with a beer in one hand The other's steering the car Here is my number, write it down Tomorrow we are gonna hit town Here is my number, write it down Gonna tell 'em that you're in a band with Paul Simon