catboy maid

I could never be your catboy 'Cuz the dress won't fit just right And the cafés never hire The man who hangs his head right in his paws at night I could never be your golden retriever gamer boyfriend Because i'm not quite a retriever And I could never be your playboy bunny friend Because i'm not a casual sleeper The internet thinks so highly of boys who play dress-up But I can't commit to a single role because I can't make my mind up On who to be So i'll try to be your catboy I'll put on the dress and tights I'll spend the whole day acting as though i really hate you And then we'll cuddle late at night I will try to be your golden retriever gamer boyfriend But i'm still not quite the catch But I will never be your playboy bunny friend Life isn't a flower patch The internet thinks so highly of boys who play dress-up But I can't commit to a single role because I can't make my mind up On who to be The internet thinks so lowly of anybody who is not Cis or straight or white or male or living devoted to god Oh my god Oh my god Oh my god The internet thinks so highly of boys who play dress-up But I don't know who to be