Black Betty

So son tell me exactly what happened Well officer let me tell exactly you what happened That chevy was my pride and joy The blackest thing you've ever seen Would never let another drive The whole damn thing was real pristine She tricked me into giving her The keys to my heart and machine Must have been the chardonnay The blondest thing you've ever seen And I'd die for her I would die for her I would die for her If only She would die for she would die for She will die for she will die for me My mama told me to watch out That kind of girl will bleed you dry My daddy has been gone for years And Benny says his name was Clyde I just call her Betty Like my chevy she's my everything I'll be back with pizza Was the last thing she had said to me And I'd die for her I would die for her I would die for her If only She would die for she would die for She will die for she will die for me Sorry for my rambling I am tumbling feels like I lost my mind I'm pretty sure she broke my heart She stole my wine and then my car Spent the evening trying to find her Someone said club insomnia She wasn't there when I arrived But I recognise you don't I sir And I'd die for her I would die for her I would die for her If only She would die for she would die for She will die for she will die for me Now calm down son, tell me again Who is black betty