Boomer Anthem

Collecting social security I'm gonna go to the Philippines Find a bride that's just eighteen I'm not sure if she can read But hey, that's perfect for me I'll be dead before the alimony Pina coladas on the beach Rock'n'roll I live and preach American dream in the Philippines White privilege in the Philippines Young bride in the Philippines No more ex-wife, welcome to the good life Back home, I'm nothing special Out here, I'm another level Got a new Harley and a new wife Margaritaville for rest of my life She cooks me her native cuisine Why can't she make me mac & cheese My kids ask me if I can share Shut up! Pay for my Medicare American dream in the Philippines White privilege in the Philippines Young bride in the Philippines No more ex-wife, welcome to the good life No more ex-wife, welcome to the good life American dream in the Philippines White privilege in the Philippines Young bride in the Philippines No more ex-wife, welcome to the good life American dream in the Philippines White privilege in the Philippines Young bride in the Philippines She's from Manilla, I'm her vanilla