Daytime Television

You tried to bite The dog outside The neighbor’s party You want to live forever, darling Change me, baby If you'll ever go I’ll go wherever you might need me, baby And if you leave me I’ll sit here waiting for you on daytime TV I would love just To duck behind front rows maybe see me Laughing on the ceiling Lifting boxes for the needy evening If you'll ever go I’ll go wherever you might need me, baby And if you leave me I’ll sit here waiting for you on daytime TV Now, here's something that will really amaze you Come with me, and I'll show you what every one of you can do single-handed When the picture comes in clear like this Is the sound ever so hard to get that all you hear is this? There, now that's quite a difference, isn't it? If you'll ever go I’ll go wherever you might need me, baby And if you leave me I’ll sit here waiting for you on daytime TV If you'll ever go I’ll go wherever you might need me, baby And if you leave me I’ll sit here waiting for you on daytime TV