Zumbro Stumble Shuffle

In southern Minnesota Where the bluff keeps secrets The Zumbro winds Like a snake in a trance Cows on the hillside Munching on fungi Sky turns colors Only they understand I saw the Frenchman He was tracing the curves Muttered Zumbro Like it was some kind of curse Said this river is a mess It won't flow straight Call it obstruction Haul them away Stumble off the Zumbro Down in the valley All the rednecks coming Hitting golf balls in and floating up above it Cooler counts as a person they say Bust in with your tube Sing karaoke Stumble off the Zumbro Stumble off that Zumbro Lucky they got those nearby nurses at the Mayo To patch up bruises and scrapes Pontiacs lost in the business district of Mazeppa The Driftless Area fades Stumble off the Zumbro Stumble off that Zumbro