How Country Am I?

I'm drinkin' a beer, while I'm Wearin' boots at the same time, yes I'm Multi-taskin' all year, like when I'm Spittin' dip while standin' in line, to buy a Hard packet of Reds, to smoke while I'm Out buildin' a shed, to stash all my Things that I just keep, to prove I'm a guy How country am I? Bet you can tell How country am I? It ain't a hard sell My truck has a hitch, that I use Just to tow my other truck, when it's Stuck down in a ditch, that I dug Because I like all the muck, to be on My shovel and shoes, and on my Jeans and jacket too, sometimes I Rub dirt on my shirts hung out to dry How country am I? Bet you can tell How country am I? It ain't a hard sell Well ain't I just the countriest man in the whole wide nation? I want you to tell me 'cause I need the validation How country am I? Bet you can tell How country am I? It ain't a hard sell How country am I? Bet you can smell How country am I? I drink beer from a well