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Friday night
What a sight
There were wild, wild, wild creatures dancing to my left and right
And all their paws and claws were stamped with cause in the neon light
Some were frantically feeding
Some were down on all fours
And a flock of folks were peering in through glass outside the doors
And so I thought to myself as I took a look around the zoo
If the aliens come, we're screwed
Saturday
Time to play
There's a game called 'Walk Around and Never Put Your Phone Away'
So an eager man didn't see the orange hand as he made his way
Across the street with his head down
As a car just missed him
And survival of the fittest had been thwarted once again
And so I said aloud in the crowd, at the risk of sounding rude,
"If the aliens come, we're screwed"
If they're coming
We're not running
There's nowhere to go
No more moping
Here's to hoping
They'll enjoy the show
Sunday morn'
Fun time's adjourned
The devout all come out like the children of the corn
And they make their way to a place where they say you can be reborn
Well I was feeling reluctant
As I stood in the line
And so I complained, "It's too early for pita bread and wine"
And then I shook my head as someone said, "It's Jesus, it's not food"
If the aliens come we're screwed
If the aliens come we're screwed
If the aliens come we're screwed