Take This

So you saw an ad on TV for a pill and now you're wondering "is that for me?" Yeah take this It said "Take this" You look at screens all day, screens all night and when you close your eyes you still see the light So take this Take this Your feet spend all day dangling off the ground And when you go to bed they want to move around So take this Take this  "Get up and move" is what they say But you want to lose some weight by yesterday So take this And this Take this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this If you've got a problem then I've got a pill And if you think you don't, well soon enough you will I'll give you anything you want if you can pay the bill So take this So your son's not into the stuff at school And he's doing his own thing but that's against the rules So take this Give him this And your daughter's stressed about the news So you want to give her something that'll kick the blues Then take this Give her this And you worry 'bout them every day Now you're looking for a cure to take your fears away So take this Take this And you've been drinking wine to flip your frown Well you might as well use it to wash something down  So take this And this Take this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this If you've got a problem then I've got a pill And if you think you don't well soon enough you will I'll give you anything you want if you can pay the bill If you just ask me to write a prescription then I will And you can keep on coming back until you get your fill So take... This one feels wrong This one's too strong This makes me sick That's why I can't Take this