Hey, Tell Them About The Romans

When in the township, I do what I do please I'd write the Romans, I'd tell em 'bout the Greeks Steal all Phoenician and steal a Phoenix feast I'd write the Romans, I'd tell em 'bout the Greeks And down in Israel, I'd see what they had done I'd write the Romans, I'd tell em on the run When there's a Greek man, he feels up my leg I'd write the Romans, I'd tell em what they said What can you do? When you walk in To the Greek land With the Romans Steal their handbags Take their biscuit Steal hibiscus Oh, hibiscus What about the Chinese? They've got me on the run I'll see their insides, stealing all the dogs When they're beside me, I see what they had done I'd take the township, I'd put them on the run What can you do? When you walk in To the Greek land With the Romans Steal their handbags And hibiscus Steal their wheat grains And steal hibiscus Oh man! Koreans, they're hiding in my walls What can I do to get them out of my walls?