Sports

If I had a boat and some Vaseline I'd take them out to sea I'd take them out and gather those fishes, count them three by three If I had a boat and some Vaseline I'd take them out to sea I'd take back all those fishes for my sweet Marie Then I would come into port, with my good friend Jim He's really quite the funny man, go look at him I know you like the rainbow trout, but there's none that I could see But I brought you back an Eel named Neil he's really quite friendly I give you to him, To let him swim In your Quim Maybe it was the squid I ate, that's making me feel grim Or maybe it was the porno movie, starring my good friend Jim Maybe it was the crumpet I had just after tea Or maybe it's the fact you prefer those fishes, well over me What will I do, go back to school