Celebrity Obsession

Oh that celebrity obsession, American infatuation Our one and only prepossession, another overnight sensation Oh that no talent soft-porn actress, by her own approximation Now famous for being famous, is on her seventh intervention The fame addicted ex-jock killer, is now a Vegas hotel robber For his beloved memorabilia, he'll find his way back to the slammer The Wheaties box former Olympian, for ten minutes more of fame Dressed in drag for the occasion, will televise his sex change Oh that celebrity obsession, stars so badly need attention One more prime time confession, another carnival attraction Oh that celebrity religion, selling faith for tax exemption They claim a huge implant station, made history that never happened Down at the red carpet convention, these foolish followers of trends Showing off the latest fashion, a dress you would not be caught dead in Fall on each other make a fuss, the ratings rise a head swells Dear God please entertain us, don't make us look at ourselves The super-model lost the weight, after she had a kid or two How can we possibly relate, or ever do the things they do Our favorite actor's back in rehab, oh my lord what will we do He'll improve then his next relapse, will probably be on pay per view An athlete brothel overdose, cocaine hookers and booze Sometimes you gotta be comatose, to keep your name in the news Oh that celebrity obsession, is now our favorite distraction Keep tabs on our latest addiction, our act now follows their direction