Welcome To The Family

Welcome to the family Hope you have a real good life With my little sister Yeah, she'll make a real good wife Hope you have lots of babies Hope you get a real good job Hope you don't mind company 'Cause we'll be here a lot And brother here's some brotherly advice If you know what's good for you you'll treat her right ('cause) Chorus: 'Cause Grandpa's the local sheriff Yeah he's the judge and the jury too Uncle Bill's the undertaker, Son He'll dig a hole for you Cousin Jesse, he's just crazy He'll fight you just for fun Mama's got a real bad temper And daddy's got a shotgun Welcome to the family And this side of the tracks If you ever leave her You ain't coming back My nephew Red's a hunter He's gonna hunt you down Just like he did the last one And he still ain't been found Now I like you just fine, don't get me wrong But boy take care of her 'cause if you don't Chorus 2x Welcome to the family Hope you have a real good life With my little sister Yeah she'll make a real fine wife