Tea Time

Oh, would you look at the time It's a quarter past three You guessed it, tea time Darling, go check the kettle It's, it's whistling There is some honey by the stove You listening Bring me the crumpets and some biscuits too Americans call them cookies Yep, bruv, I'm stealing them too Submerged in my chamomile I like that Oh, you cater to Earl Grey Alright then Tsk, tsk, it's such a bitter taste Two sugar cubes plus Queen Elizabeth's saliva Couldn't better the flavor Try some agave It will taste better later I mean if you are loo looking for the flavor Call over Alice, it's my unbirthday I am the Mad Hatter and now let's fucking play It's tea time, I have no fucks to give The last f*ck I gave cost me ten quid Have you lost a pound before It cost more than cents Now I sit back and drink my tea of common sense The tea is piping hot It's best if you watch your lip I've spiked your drink, you know maybe just a teensy bit No, not a roofie What do you think this is The hangover part four Woke up in London like, oh shit Overnight red dye is the culprit I presume Woke up on London's bridge Must have been high off shrooms Is that Big Ben, the biggest Ben of them all I thought all of the bridges in London had to fall Skipped over their royalty because our colors didn't match Their queen don't see the royalty in black Caught the easy jet It's the first chance I could get And landed in Amsterdam, now finally here I am I hit a couple of coffee shops Got to see Anne Frank Nazis was wrong They were wrong The Rembrandt statue and the city lights up at night My favorite place I didn't want to go back home All right Forever, I could have stayed I could have stayed But back to London and this racist ass hag shame Don't give a damn if she thinks she's royalty You can't take back these states This is my tea party It's tea time I have no fucks to give The last f*ck I gave cost me 10 quid Denouncing royalty because the color of your skin Your great-grandchild is my British shiv Send your KGB and the secret services Putin, I'm coming for you Too rushin, you cuz you're worthless Thought Sputnik was a legend But I'm the revolution COVID is the punishment Now you ready for your lesson One planet, we're all equal except North Korea Kim Jong-un, yeah, yeah, yeah, he's pretty evil Very evil And I'm for real My tangent consists of spilling tea I learned that means Gossip This American is pretty cheeky This is my party And it's tea time Cheerio Darling