Cookin' Crêpes (Breakfast Everyday)

I got crêpes cooking up on the oven Yeah man, just cause I be lovin' Breakfast for every meal of the day Never boring always find a new way I got crepes cooking up on the oven Yeah man, just cause I be lovin' Breakfast for every meal of the day Never growing up, no no way Sippin syrup the maple kind Canadian, that's how I fine dine Gonna make my way to the desert Aunt Jemima, Ha! Barely a start Three bottles in, haven't finished cooking the pancakes Now is the debate, do I have time to masturbate Chokin' the chicken before I scramble the eggs And I don't mean the one's in between my legs Unless you're talking about the cock reference Talking in riddles has its consequences Now I know I'm taking a detour But ain't that always been the allure Of the M-Fap brand it's beyond the sound And for watching a man beating it while cooking in a wedding gown I'm an experience one has to see to believe And once you do, you just might wanna leave