Gordie Belcher

Deep inside the basement, dark abyss The boy Gordie Belcher goes again Waiting on his throne of dirt and piss Evil king of flies amongst the men 'I don't take kindly to rodents like you Stealing my dirt.. It's not fucking cool! All you ever do is sit in the dark Playing with those filthy damn flies' YOU'LL LAUGH YOU'LL CRY YOU'LL PUKE YOU'LL DIE Here, I have a surprise for you It's a cookie. And it's very tasty Bite into it, you'll be surprised to find A few crawly friends of mine! Down in the basement he plots your demise Farmer Spivey will get what's coming to him Aren't you sure you don't want a cookie? Aren't you gonna taste it? Gordie Belcher, you are SICK!