Christmas Claw

It's a quarter past five at the holiday party, The office is buzzin', gettin' a little hearty. The boss is in the corner with a Santa hat on, And the interns are singing every Christmas song. But forget the eggnog, it's all passé, We're cracking cans in a festive way. No mulled wine or spiked hot cocoa, We're sipping something bubbly in the mistletoe glow. It's a Christmas Claw, the holiday cheer, Cranberry lime in my hand this year. Forget the punch, toss the cider away, We're toasting to bonuses and PTO days. It's a Christmas Claw, under office lights, Flavors of joy making spirits bright. From the boardroom to the breakroom hall, This year we're decking the halls with White Claw. There's marketing in plaid, IT in a sweater, HR's buzzed, but they swear they've been better. The spreadsheet wizards are out on the floor, Trading formulas for flavors they adore. The secret Santa's got a trendy twist, It's a variety pack—you don't want to miss. Forget work stress, leave deadlines behind, Because there ain't no laws when it's Claw time. It's a Christmas Claw, the holiday cheer, Cranberry lime in my hand this year. Forget the punch, toss the cider away, We're toasting to bonuses and PTO days. It's a Christmas Claw, under office lights, Flavors of joy making spirits bright. From the boardroom to the breakroom hall, This year we're decking the halls with White Claw. Silent nights? Not tonight! With Ruby Grapefruit and Mango delight. We're raising cans to the corporate grind, For every meeting we've survived. It's a Christmas Claw, the bubbly bliss, Cans in hand, we're calling it quits. Forget the nog, toss tradition away, We're merry and bright in the modern way. It's a Christmas Claw, for the office crew, Cheers to deadlines and this year's review. From the cubicles to the rooftop tall, This year we're decking the halls with White Claw. So here's to the hustle and the holidays near, With a White Claw toast to a brand-new year. 'Cause nothing says festive like a cold hard seltzer, Raise your cans high — corporate life couldn't be better!