Wedding Day

I'm too high to be here But I'm too drunk to know it And the room keeps turnin' around The bride's done told me I best get to goin' So I figured I'd go up To come down Sorry for what I Might've said to your sister She seemed like a really sweet belle And I won't try to ring her I'm not much a singer But I'm hurtin' in case you can't tell I know that I wasn't really invited But you welcomed me with your arms And you don't really know me And I don't know how to say this But it seems like a mistake on your part I've already found the bar that says open And I see all the drinks I can see And I know that I didn't Really get you a present So here well the next rounds on me Tell me what I'm to say After ruining your wedding day And can you tell me where I might be My conscience makes it hard to see And can you tell me where I might go To help my helpless soul And can you tell me where I just might find A wedding day to ruin tonight A word to the DJ I know you can hear me Turn it up, here's a twenty, play Bruce And I noticed you didn't Put it next on the spinning But I'm blacked out, so there's really no use And sorry to the cater Apologies to the waiter Well you brought me a mighty fine meal But the floor must've needed It more than I did And I reckon that's the reason I'm ill Tell me what I'm to say After ruining your wedding day And can you tell me where I might be My conscience makes it hard to see And can you tell me where I might go To help my helpless soul And can you tell me where I just might find A wedding day to ruin tonight Don't try and blame me And please don't you shame me Well I've done that enough to myself I woke up alone In a bedroom unknown And I'm startin' to worry for my health The day didn't start off As bad as it ended But we got to the end pretty fast With the help of some bourbon And a tree that was urban And a tall man that we all just call Zack Tell me what I'm to say After ruining your wedding day And can you tell me where I might be My conscience makes it hard to see And can you tell me where I might go To help my helpless soul And can you tell me where I just might find A wedding day to ruin tonight