Mad About Bars - S5-E2

Ay, I swear Fermz and Renz patterned this Lagga lagga oi boi yoi In the barber shop with no shank Can't even Snap, true, my ting's on open (Woah) Need to send out a yute on loan quick time Before the transfer window closes (Whoosh) On the inside lane True that I thought that the Highway cops was police approachin' (Shit) Divertin' a sales to a next number 'Cause it's loose and this hotline's stolen (Brr) Me and my gyal ain't ever watched Frozen She dropped me to cunch when The vehics was broken (Neaw) In the T house and one cat's pissed 'Cah he's brass and he's watchin' The other one smokin' (Shit) After I bag up, give him some crumbs That's problem solvin' Countless times I took trips from Galton Now I'm hands off, I got no involvement (Hands off) i can't control bro But if I tell him "shoot" Then he's got no choice (Dig it) Last night I had to run a man down Screamin' "don't run", now I got no voice (Don't run) '014, I seen ten racks in coins That why I think the 9 to 5 ting's moist Can't tell a bitch 'bout the road That's void That's how you get dropped like David Moyes (Get dropped) gotta google the Lyca bundle I forgot the code for the hundreth time My girl just text sayin', "Must be nice" But she's sarcastic 'cah nothing's nice (Haha) worker didn't link crew for nine We ain't scored for weeks on someone's line When you have TT You don't have to punch up guys 'Cah boy better know that's a fuckin' hype (Next hype) Induction wing with my fists stuck up Man, there's no scrams in HMP (Bow) On remand tryna save is peak But fifteen a week weren't made for me Riskin' your life to go spend it on a jeet I'd rather go work in Sainsbury's Used to ask me to train with teams And after pay wages to Wayne and Lee (Woi yoi) but seperate to that I be coppin' these sticks For these niggas that think I ain't got pride Bro said we can sit back and watch man ride Let's play a high line and catch man offside (Dudu, bow) Had to use socks 'cah I left my gloves Wardrobe malfunction Wrong way down the one-way junction Told this posh ting that I do construction (Skrr) i was sixteen handin' cats packs Really thinkin' they'd come back proper (Huh?) ended up runnin' off on the plug I'm debatin' if I'm tapped if I give them copper (Mad head) Jailhouse, when it was gym time In shorts and vest didn't have no locker Trackie folded up while man played soccer Zanco not workin', this stupid blocker (Stupid blocker) This magazine holds nine but It only shoots seven Man, this one's complex (Glee, glee) Used to have B in his cardi' Now he needs him a QC to get him off set (Straight up) A stick named Chip got one press When I first heard it I Thought it was nonsense Now I'm in a bush with a 16 Put it on rapid, make it beat constant (Brrr) Due to turn a nine to a HB And do fourty stones for twenty-five quid (M-m-m) Been up and down these stairs so much It feels like I'm exercisin' (Knackered) I heard bro say "I recognise him" Need to find how and identify it (Who's that?) first time it was mesmerisin' Now I dash the magic and terrorise it (Whip, whip) If I ain't got no iron, I'm lackin' Like I'm deficient for vitamin D (Haha) This brown corn ain't no cinnamon sweets Tell Claire, "You're too far Need deliverin' fee" Took a chase through park These dumb jakes think they're Quicker than me (Than who?) Walked in the bando and I couldn't see Keith But Joe said he's next Door pinnin' with Steve part I I Heard the scousers got bagged in town Told bro, "Now it's our time to capitalise" 24 hour shifts for the next week No loggin' off, no nappin' at night (Let's go) Old school, phoned and stayed in the QB (Huh?) Could've got excited and slapped it for five Nowadays I can't lie, I got more sense on Pebble the stain, tell us the line (Bow) Soakin' that food, yeah, I had it for time 'Til I learnt how the girl And the magic combine (Whip) We just done 90 in a 30 zone Phone up a cat, make him handle the fine Man had to hop off the two wheel revs 'Cah I nearly fell off I couldn't manage the bike (Neaw) So if you see me behind the Wheel of a four wheel vehics Don't be actin' surprised Gotta leave Brum before 4 O'Clock 'Cah it might take a hour to get out the city Bando ting is more calmer at Andy's But I definitely made more at Jimmy's Been quite a while I ain't had no sizzys So I gotta do a footstep And find some kitties This is Brum town, man don't get chingy By the age of fifteen Man put five on thingys (Boom) Growin'-growin' up All I wanted was a dotty with The bells in the black case (Huh) And why's my man pullin' a mad face? That's the same thing that Puts yutes in ashtrays Paramedic check, so you man move awkward When madman pull, man madman forward He was on free flow gettin' escorted The only time I hid was from Miss Horton (Pussy)