f u santa

Mum and dad did tell me If I wasn't a good boy That I wouldn't get shit for Christmas And that really pissed me off I'm always a good boy And you will see about that I'm going to get everything I want And don't you even doubt that F you Santa F you Santa F you Santa I don't need to be good to get my present Christmas day And I open up my present And this is what I see A bit fat ugly lump of coal Staring back at me Are you serious You big fat idiot Giving me coal for Christmas Isn't that funny Well I'm going to Take a candy cane and stick it up your ass Make you scream Santa F you Santa F you Santa F you Santa F you Santa F you Santa F you Santa F you Santa I don't need to be a good boy to get my presents