Getting My Ass Beat

I cannot swear or my momma tell me off Wear a pair of whore shorts and my girlfriend take em off Mum don't smack my face! I promise I can change I don't wanna be the one to go through all this pain And now my ass is red I might as well be dead Thinkin' that I'd rather be alone and piss the bed Oh baby baby can you comfort me? Instead she punched my face and knocked out half my teeth So now my brothers can you dig it? You must of missed it Coz I know I told you I can't be explicit I swear I ordered A KFC crispy chicken Instead of that I got a good ol ass kickin Man, Why they gotta do this to me? I know I got a lot of different places to be! Man, I think I've had enough. I'm so sick and tired of my momma acting tough Getting my ass beat Getting my ass beat Jump! It's gonna happen! I'm gonna get a triple slappin' then I'm getting shot in the head Double Tappin' And by shot I mean her strong ass fist. I swear they never miss. They always make me Piss I can still be tough just let me flex my guns, wait no I meant my buns. And now my time Has come. Got a package just the other day. It's from Sweden. Oops I lied again it's just another ass Beatin' I'd be lying if I said it didn't work These people always treating me like I'm some kind of jerk I'm really wishing that this wasn't true, and I was fooling you, but I know I do I started screaming! And then you best believe it! That I was dreaming? I can't describe The feeling So my brain just made a fool outta me? I can't believe it helped me write this masterpiece! Getting my ass beat Getting my ass beat Getting my ass beat Getting my ass beat Awhhh Getting my ass beat Getting my ass beat Getting my ass beat Getting my ass beat!