Toilet Paper

Jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump Jump So there I was On the toilet Planning to wipe my area that I don't need to mention When all of a sudden I realise There's no toilet paper left Can you believe this Mum When are you coming home I need to wipe I need to wipe I need to wipe I need to wipe my ass I need to wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe my Ass Wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe my ass So two hours had passed And I'm still sitting there My legs are getting numb My body is getting tired There's nothing to do I didn't even bring my phone so I can't even text anyone So what do I do Tell me what do I do I need to wipe I need to wipe I need to wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe my ass Wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe my ass hole It was then that I realised I couldn't rely on anyone I did the unthinkable I pulled up my pants I walked to my parents bathroom Smart thinking I know To steal their toilet paper since they wanna take so long at the shops You wouldn't believe it though They too had none left No What the f*ck Are you serious I need to wipe my ass hole