Designated Driver

I can be your designated driver I'll take you home when you're wasted away Come with me because you look extremely tired I can tell that you're done for the day We're at a party and you look like you could use some help You're getting tipsy and you just cannot control yourself You should know that you can always rely on me 'Cause I'm the only one not getting drunk at this party I can be your escort, I will give you a hand Your legs are wobbling so much that you're not able to stand I'll return you home so that you can avoid the worst I need to keep you safe before a psycho gets you first I can be your designated driver I'll take you home when you're wasted away Come with me because you look extremely tired I can tell that you're done for the day I don't wanna see you end up dead, you can't think straight in your head And you need to get some rest, whoa whoa Let me drop you off at your house where you can sleep safe and sound And no one else is around to bother you I think now is a good time for us to get out of here Before someone tries to poison your drink, that's my biggest fear I just want you to be safe so take me up on my offer I made sure to have no alcohol, I only had water Don't think that you owe me anything for this ride It's what a good friend should do, make sure you make it alive So now let's go, take you home, I'll make sure you're alright 'Cause I don't want you hooking up with a crazy person tonight I can be your designated driver I'll take you home when you're wasted away Come with me because you look extremely tired I can tell that you're done for the day I don't wanna see you end up dead, you can't think straight in your head And you need to get some rest, whoa whoa Let me drop you off at your house where you can sleep safe and sound And no one else is around I'll take you home, home, home I'll take you home, home, home And while we're at it, let's have a dance party in the car right now Let's go I'll take you home, home, home I'll take you home, home, home