Basketball Shorts

These are the things that I think When I've had a bottle of red wine to drink And I hope another dream don't Have to fall short Just lounging in my basketball shorts Look, I've finally married someone I'm in love, i'm not alone But marriage has some struggles of it's own And that creates a problem cause if I Go and put that in my Lyrics then my wife will be the First person to hear it I married my best friend i've got The best friends and a stack Of photos covered in some dust Particles and some dead skin Sometimes I think about the baby That I used to be And how it's all just ultimately Leading to my eulogy You see, life hurts like a Bitch sometimes i mean sometimes I hate the fuckin' sunshine so I go Get enough wine at one time To hide up in my confines and Unwind while vibin' to some Sublime I just want to take my mind off all this Angry fan mail accusing me of selling out Telling me I ran stale Getting hurt by people that I'm trying to please Apparently I need to rap while On the flying trapeze Jeez, I bought another lottery ticket Tonight and out the six Numbers I picked not one Single digit was right But life's been so stressful That I'll be honest The last thing I need is A hundred million dollars These are the things that I think When I've had two bottles of Red wine to drink And I hope another dream don't Have to fall short just lounging in my Jayhawks basketball shorts These days my dad is my friend I mean last night at the we had martinis With gin and he told me that He thinks Beyonce is a 95- maybe a 10, and she has really pretty skin And I smiled I like smiling i like fantasizing about the Day I'm gonna own my own island I like fantasizing about the Day that this anxiety Won't constantly be turning all My skies gray Over-analyitcal, constantly self-critical I don't need three wishes Just one: make me invisible Cause I remember days I'd get on Stage to a crowd of twenty People and only seven of them paid Rich kids with college degrees Coming up and saying "F*ck fame and money never Follow 'em please i love your music I downloaded all of it free Why would you care? You're a rap star Your profit is deep" Jeez, life hurts like a bitch but Sometimes I love it seriously Sometimes I look at my life and Straight love it but only On the days I close my eyes and say f*ck it These are the things that I think When I've had two bottles of Red wine to drink And I hope another dream don't Have to fall short just lounging in my Jayhawks basketball shorts And I'm hoping for and I'm hoping for tomorrow Cause paradise is found in a bottle Paradise is found in a bottle, yes it is And the woman on the plane in front of me She keeps farting and it smells so bad That I can't take a nap I think she's gotta take a crap But that's neither here nor there Here we go Look man I'm just searching for a pot of gold I fear the day that people say My heart has gotten cold Staring at my friends at Guitar Center I am your broken hearted, scarred, mentor Oh shit I'm gonna have a baby in like ten days He's gonna be my little prince I can't wait Life is intense and you know I'm gonna Take a knife when I glimpse These are the things that I think when I've Had a bottle of red wine to drink And I hope another dream don't have to fall Short when I'm lounging in My basketball shorts wait, no, no These are the things that I think when I've Had two bottles of red wine to drink And I hope another dream don't Have to fall short when I'm lounging in my Jayhawks Basketball shorts that's KU, by the way These are the things that I think when I've Had three bottles of red wine to drink And I want a couple LA Tacos and some motherfucking Roscoe's Always These are the things that I think when I've Had five bottles of red wine to drink And that's way too much wine to drink