How to Make Your Own Chick-Fil-A

Man, I drove by Chick-Fil-A yesterday There were a bunch of protesters Singing the National Anthem For the first time in my life Kinda wished two dudes would'a jumped outta The bushes and touched dicks ha I woke up in the morning and The sky was a little gray There was eight hundred people Outside of Chick-Fil-A protestin', god damn Holding homophobic signs in their hands I was like "Jeez Ain't that a little much?" All I really wanted a little lunch But since they won't leave gay people alone Here's a recipe for y'all to Make easy at home let's go! First you got to get ingredients to use: Boneless chicken breasts, salt, pepper Paprika too vinegar, egg, and a dabble of Milk, with the oil, and two types of flour Baking soda, dry mustard, pickles And malted milk powder icing sugar Some honey butter and some pickle juice Eight fluffy wheat buns Now we gettin' loose Mac Lethal, oh damn man, he spit's the truth Like Sarah Palin is a man With a missing tooth Now pour a little wine from your bottle Get a big-ass knife to Cut the chickens horizontal Marinate them in a bowl of pickle Juice for half an hour This would be the perfect time to Take a nap, or bath, or shower Season 'em with pepper and salt Massage the paprika into them For better results You gotta get up, and get you a dish Remember the egg and milk is mixed In the water with pickle, baby Give it a wisk Grab another bowl to pour all the sick flour Icing sugar, dry mustard, soda And malted milk powder Does it need a secret ingredient? Of course it does One teaspoon of Rick Santorum's blood G-what cousin? You be nut huggin' You and your hetero' buddies giving Each other high fives Mitt Romney turned Mormon to marry five guys In a dutch oven Pour the peanut oil in to give it a nice fry Heat it up to 325 but not a single bit more You don't wanna burn it Dip the chicken breast into the egg bowl Then dip it in the powder bowl Smother it, and cover it, and turn it Five minutes later, take it out and dry it Cut and toast a bun Put some pickles on it try it If you like Chick-Fil-A Good it tastes just like it If you hate Chick-Fil-A Better you ain't gotta buy it anymore