This Guy's Not Standing Six Feet Away

Too much time indoors today, Forget these bills that I can’t pay, Might do some naked papier-mâché, There’s got to be a better way… Grab a mask and pop a lock, Life’s become one big cock-block, Don’t cough on me, I’ll throw a rock, Seriously, I can’t even take myself for a fucking walk… Dude, you are closer to me than my mother was at birth right now, damn… This guy’s not standing six feet away, What the hell did Fauci say? Sorry for the question but I’m really bored today, This guy’s not standing six feet away… This guy’s not standing six feet away, We might fight - might screw today, It was really sexy the way he said hey, This guy’s not standing six feet away… Away… Away, hey hey hey hey hey… I need a paintball gun… Now I’m in public I’ve lost my mind, They say seek and shall we find, I can’t find no grand design, Life’s a tape I should rewind… Need to buy these so please don’t talk, Life’s become one big cock-block, Don’t cough on me, I’ll throw a rock, Seriously, is this all you guys have in stock? Ah, I am sorry for the question dude… Don’t make me get a snowblower from the other aisle right now… This guy’s not standing six feet away, What the hell did Fauci say? Sorry for the question but I’m really bored today, This guy’s not standing six feet away… This guy’s not standing six feet away, We might fight - might screw today, It was really sexy the way he said hey, This guy’s not standing six feet away… Away… Away, hey hey hey hey hey… I need a nail-gun… Screw this too I guess it’s back home, Maybe watch porn on my phone, Live together and die alone, Can’t get this old doggie a bone… Back to my house back to my cage, Half-empty beers and fists of rage, Can’t turn the clock can’t turn the page, You know I should really write all this shit down and say it on stage… Okay, this is where the song flips and now it’s the audience singing to me… This comic’s not standing six feet away, What the hell did Fauci say? Sorry for the question but the audience is really bored today, This comic’s not standing six feet away… This comic’s not standing six feet away, We might fight - might screw today, The audience is pretty sure his song was just an advertisement anyways, This comic’s not standing six feet away… Away, Away hey hey hey hey hey…