Home for Christmas

Come home for Christmas That's what they'd say I'm going home today Runaway I'm proud to say I've gone astray (hey) Could regret your heart's dismay But you made me the runaway I'm today I could take your bells and sleighs Replace them all with handgrenades Oh, and news flash: all your elves are slaves They could see some better days (f*ck u) But come home for Christmas That's what they'd say Come home for Christmas Today Please come home for Christmas That's what you hear Please bе at home this year Some prеtty globes of snow Can't justify your fucked up souls All of Daddy's Ho Ho Hoes Or Uncle Nickolas' unwashed robes (it's disgusting) But come home for Christmas That's what they'd say Come home for Christmas Today Please come home for Christmas That's what you hear Please be at home this year Yeah, don't get me wrong I'm the patron of the rebellious kind But I could never condone the thoughts Running through your fascistic minds (right!) Let's not talk about politics At the christmas table, be faithful So you tell a racist joke, tell a stupid joke Tell a sexist joke, how about a good joke for once, huh? It's not about the gits, it's family and friends What a shame you never loved me, so let's pretend A family's a family, no matter how fucked We just need to keep that spirit up! You say come home I say go f*ck yourselves! What even counts as a home? You say please come home You've distanced yourself I think you did that on your own So if I come home For Christmas tonight Do me a favor, just be kind (It's not that fuckin' hard, yk…)