Get Off Your Bastard Phone (You Anti Social Dickhead)

We went out to our local As a bunch of mates But your zombified and hunched over Your gadgets makes me quite irate GET OFF YOUR BASTARD PHONE! Nokia, Samsung Motorola, HTC Apple, Android Sony and a Blackberry Get off your bastard phone! I know I sound old and dated As you hear me rant and moan But socially your distracted And I've never felt more alone GET OFF YOUR BASTARD PHONE! Hey you I'm going to throw your phone Into one of many unpleasant places which happen to rhyme With each-other so please do yourself a favour And get off your phone every once and a while, yeah? Cheers