I Was Caught Shitting in a Plastic Bag

I was caught shitting in a plastic bag And I was squittin' all my din-dins and then I was glad So don't worry fellow Cos it made a nice pillow I was caught shitting in a plastic bag Paralytic drunken mess Squatting on my knees Toilets too far away So here is where I shit today Squatting over plastic bag I begin to defecate Door burst open wide And my friends point and laugh and I die a bit inside! Cos I was caught shitting in a plastic bag