Rich Man

If I had a dime for every time I told a lie I'd be a rich man (Rich man) If I had to choose between you or the booze I'd be a drunk man (Drunk man) That's why I'm out on the lam Poor me, guess I'm just a man If I had a golden bar for every time I stole a car I'd be a rich man (Rich man) If I had to choose between life or to use I'd be a dead man (Dead man) That's why I'm out on the lam Poor me, guess I'm just a man If I had penny for every time it came back to me Well I just learned to rejoice (Rejoice) If I had to choose between life or to use Lord knows I'd be a dead young man, God knows That's why I'm out on the lam Poor me, guess I'm still a man