Dog Mommy!

Please put your dog on a leash Please do it for me For my anxiety It sounds like a funny thing But it really gets to me My therapist she thinks it's sweet But I don't agree What's the point of dogs off leash Maybe it's a power thing The owner feels cool Don't you think While I'm left stressing Get your dog a harness And connect it to a rope That's what a leash is You should get one No, this is not a joke Parentification to a t Suddenly I'm everyone's Dog Mommy Ahooooooo arf arf arf arf arf arf arf Ahooooooo Dog Mommy Ahooooooo arf arf arf arf arf arf arf Ahooooooo Dog Mommy I gotta mind my own p's and q's I ruin everything I touch I try to hard I think Or I'm just clumsy Focus on myself for now Try not to raise my brow At owners with their dog off leash Man they ruin everything Get your dog a harness And connect it to a rope That's what a leash is You should get one No, this is not a joke Parentification to a t Suddenly I'm everyone's Dog Mommy Ahooooooo arf arf arf arf arf arf arf Ahooooooo Dog Mommy Ahooooooo arf arf arf arf arf arf arf Ahooooooo Dog Mommy Ahooooooo arf arf arf arf arf arf arf Ahooooooo Dog Mommy Ahooooooo arf arf arf arf arf arf arf Ahooooooo Dog Mommy