Spillin' Red Wine

Did you think I wouldn't notice When your 9-5 Turned into 9-to-coming-home-in-the-middle-of-the-night Did you think that I'd believe All your half-hearted lies When the perfume on the seatbelt In your car don't smell like mine You really should've known When we took our vows There's nothing I can't figure out Tonight I'm spilling red wine all over the bedroom floor I've always been a clumsy house wife When the officer comes to the door I learned from the best Momma taught me how to clean up my mess It was time to kiss him goodbye So I'm spillin' red wine Did you think I wouldn't cover up the evidence Except for the stain on his collar Cuz she left hot pink lipstick Did you think I woulda left a key witness He hasn't kissed me in a month But you should ask his new mistress Tonight I'm spilling red wine all over the bedroom floor I've always been a clumsy house wife When the officer comes to the door I learned from the best Momma taught me how to clean up my mess It was time to kiss him goodbye So I'm spillin' red wine Swear to the bottle Hand on the bible Officer you know I'd never lie Cross his heart and hope he dies Tonight I'm spilling red wine all over the bedroom floor I've always been a clumsy house wife When the officer comes to the door I learned from the best Momma taught me how to clean up my mess It was time to kiss him goodbye So I'm spillin' red wine So I'm spillin' red wine