After Party Explosion

Alright This is just the intro Tt doesn't mean anything unless you want it to It's fine just say that you're sleeping over They're gone for the weekend Parents are gone for the weekend Spin The Bottle and Beer pong Don't smoke inside the house My mom is gonna kill me Keep it down after 2 AM I get noise complaints But come on in Leave your coat at the door The dog doesn't bite He just hates everyone Including you! Don't tag me in anything My dad friended me on Facebook Liquor cabinet is off limits No you can't fill it up with water They'll never find out It's not that big of a deal Just say that you're sleeping over Hey Stay out of my bedroom It's not that big of a deal Just say that you're sleeping over Don't vomit on the good carpet Not the kitchen sink He fell down the back steps Who's smoking in the living room They're all gonna smell it Said "take that shit outside" Don't make me tell you twice Oh shit I think that's that's moms car (I think the cops are here) Alright, party's over Everyone go the f*ck home Anyone seen my lighter? Stop The music's over Get out I can't find my keys