My Roommate's a Demon

My roommate's a demon Always talking on the phone When I walk through the door I pray that she's not home My roommate's a demon Could she please shut up Wish I could throw her out the window Get some peace and quiet for once Steal pink vodka, stare at you while you sleep Laugh like a demon and act like a freak Sitting on my white chest eating dusty cheetos Enjoy your ego feast My roommate's a demon She decided to shower for once I tried to watch a movie She spilled milkshake on the rug My roommate's a demon She cranks the heat on high I turn it down, she turns it up Will I make it out alive Steal pink vodka, stare at you while you sleep Laugh like a demon and act like a freak Sitting on my white chest eating dusty Cheetos Enjoy your ego feast At two AM you'll find her Snackin' in the suite You better run and hide Before the ants will creep Don't worry we have ant traps If it'll help you sleep Steal pink vodka, stare at you while you sleep Laugh like a demon and act like a freak Sitting on my white chest eating dusty Cheetos Enjoy your ego feast Enjoy your ego feast Enjoy your ego feast