A Non-Sentimental Song (Plus A Shorter Intro)

In the interest of not sounding too sentimental I'll list the things about you I don't like For example: how you drive over sidewalks sometimes Or how we always get lost when we hike You don't know how to ice skate And your glasses are cooler than mine You make fun of me when I misunderstand The Mamma Mia 2 plotline But it's okay, I'll put up with it Cuz there's no one else I'd rather be annoyed with I hate it every time you have to leave So please don't leave You always have to be the life of the party You're way too good at making friends (way better than me) For some reason you think Adam Driver is hot And you work so hard you never have weekends You always have to be the voice of reason When I'm freaking out about the flu or fleas Your laugh is as contagious as the aforementioned virus And you always live too far away from me But it's okay, I'll put up with it Cuz there's no one else I'd rather be annoyed with I hate it every time you have to leave So please don't leave There's so many things we don't agree on Like what's considered jaywalking, or traffic violations Or whether being bald is a dealbreaker quality Or whether coffee is proper hydration Oh, but it's okay, I'll put up with it Cuz there's no one else I'd rather be annoyed with I hate it every time you have to leave So please don't leave Mmm I hate it every time you have to leave So just don't leave