Daddy's Got a Lawyer

Got in a mess I was drunk And wrecked daddy's Porsche I'll tell you the rest I flattened some guy What's even worse I just ran away After I shot his friend They caught me today Resisted arrest again But I'm not going in 'Cause daddy's got a lawyer He's a big shot He's the best in town Daddy's got a lawyer They know the mayor And they don't mess around I remember last spring I was thinking the funniest thing When I cut some guy's heart out It was so unreal It was so unreal The witness said murder for sure It's one of those deals That a little money can cure 'Cause daddy's got a lawyer He's a big shot He's the best in town Daddy's got a lawyer They know the mayor And they don't mess around Daddy's got a lawyer They got a lot of jack to spread around Daddy and the lawyer They know the mayor And they don't mess around My daddy's got a lawyer I'll be out of here in no time No time at all Daddy's got a lawyer He's a big shot He's the best in town Daddy's got a lawyer They know the mayor And they don't mess around I got me a plan I gotta get a brand new girl Maybe 9 or 10 Oh lord I'll take her all around the world In a gunny sack She better not scream all the time But I got bullets to crack They'll never take me alive But if they do Daddy's got a lawyer He's a big shot He's the best in town Daddy's got a lawyer They know the mayor And they don't mess around Daddy's got a lawyer Got a lot of money to spread around Daddy and the lawyer They know the governor And they don't mess around My daddy's got a lawyer I'll be outta here in no time Yeah Daddy's got a lawyer Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Daddy's got a lawyer Yeah yeah yeah Daddy's got a lawyer Yeah yeah yeah yeah Daddy's got a lawyer Yeah yeah yeah woo