Pageant Girls

You're the prettiest But who really cares A lonely boy He's tearing out his hair Alone in his room A-watching TV In love with them all He plays a fantasy And they're the prettiest But who really cares The worried Mom She's tearing out her hair Everyone in the room All straining just to see Miss America In her makeup clown glory I want a pageant girl As sweet as can be A pageant girl The whole world can see She's very pure She's never been kissed A pageant girl Just can't miss They smile at the judge Should they give it to him They want it so bad Everyday in the gym Then they're singing their song And dancing their dance With a trophy and a crown I could get in there somehow I want a pageant girl As sweet as can be A pageant girl The whole world can see She's very pure She's never been kissed A pageant girl Just can't miss Give me one Give me two Give me three or four On Gilligan's Isle For a year or more Hey hoo ooo She's had it all Her year is through It's the real world now What you gonna do She can come with me I still think she's fine As long as she's good around summer time I want a pageant girl As sweet as can be A pageant girl The whole world can see She's very pure She's never been kissed A pageant girl Just can't miss I want a pageant girl Pageant girl A pageant girl Pageant girl I want a pageant girl Pageant girl Just give me one pageant girl There she is Miss America Woo