I Think I Found a Woman

She rolled into town aboard a box car last night Auburn hair shining beneath the moon so bright Her shoulders were broad, and her jaw was quite square But I swear I fell in love right there I asked her to dance and she gave me her hand I'd only seen mitts that big on a man She drew me in close as we started to sway And whispered that she'd rather lead the way I think I found a woman One I can call my wife She'll be by my side, for the rest of this ride Who could want more out of life I asked for her name and where she was from Said her name was Daryl and she was on the run She'd stirred up some trouble with the sheriff back home And had taken to riding the rails all alone She leaned in to kiss me and that's when I saw The five o'clock shadow that was lining her jaw Ignoring my gut I pushed all my chips in My life would never be the same again I think I found a woman One I can call my wife She'll be by my side, for the rest of this ride Who could want more out of life It turns out that Daryl was a man all along This act as a woman was simply a con But the love that we shared was as real as can be Tonight I'll ask Daryl to marry me I think I found a woman One I can call my wife She'll be by my side, for the rest of this ride Who could want more out of life