Knick Knack

Can I tell you the joke about a frog? I promise baby it won't take long Sometimes I'll laugh, but don't be mad About this amphibious loan for a lily pad His name was Kermit, Ms. Whack said what But he wasn't the famous one His dad was Jagger, first name Mick He met a frog and love was quick Now you see the teller needed more So the frog searched for his collateral His pockets small but ambitions big He pulled out a tiny shiny pink elephant Hmm I see, I'm not quite sure Ms Whack took it through the door Her manager looked stern but fair Patty, let me see what you've got there He flipped the elephant around He turned it up and turned it down He's Mick Jagger's son! Patty said proud What is this thing, he wondered aloud His stern face faded and he belted out This is a knick knack Patty Whack Give this frog a loan! His dad's a Rolling Stone