Stand Up Guy

Yo yo, there's no need to tell you, that I'm phenomenal Always try to do an awesome show, so I'm often told That I'm a stand-up guy, I'm not a comic tho Running slow, but I'm still screaming out geronimo I'm no money hoe, opposite, I'm fucking broke Ask me for a feature, I'll prolly give you something old So sue me, cuz right now, I'm on a roll Like sushi, "oh my god, what a funny joke" Used to be coming home, to a spliff and a drink Not loving those, rather have a sit and a think Now I'm spitting this stink, within the wink of a blink? Y'all slinky di-dink, but it don't mean anything So it's cool - yea I don't ever mean to be rude - nah But if you think you're not a fool - yea? Then I kinda might have to stormtroop and shoot ya Like "pew" brah...