Apathy Anthem

I don't care if I die Yet I somehow survive Guess I'm just a little joke in God's eyes Wake up to my morning coffee Trip and spill the whole thing on me Guess I should stay inside today Guess I should stay inside today Yeah, remembering every mistake That I made in seventh grade I'm still embarrassed to this day I'll focus on the beauty of the sun Oh god I think I cut him off Now that man in his Lexus is flipping me off I don't care if I die Yet I somehow survive Guess I'm just a little joke in God's eyes La-da-da, La-da-da La-da-da, La-da-da La-da-da, La-da-da-da-da-da Think that I left my keys outside Next to my car that's still in drive Blame it on being twenty five If I could go back in time I'd stop my parents that night It'd be a victimless crime Cause I don't care if I die Yet I somehow survive Guess I'm just a little joke in God's eyes La-da-da, La-da-da La-da-da, La-da-da La-da-da, La-da-da-da-da-da What a funny little joke Such a funny little joke Such a funny little joke Such a funny little joke Such a funny joke Such a funny one Such a funny joke I don't care if I die Yet I somehow survive Guess I'm just a little joke in God's eyes So I gave death a try Still I woke up alive Guess I'm just a little joke in God's eyes La-da-da, La-da-da La-da-da, La-da-da La-da-da, La-da-da-da-da-da Life seems so long I don't care if I'm gone So I wrote you an apathy song