PERKS

Woke up like a rhombus Travel from the dream realm Carrier falcon sunk his Damn talons in my armpit's It's a strange feeling Changing cubicle positions Then when I'm home Shifting into alternate planes of existence Either way, it's movie day  after nine to five I'll take the energy boost in hopes it Makes me feel alive Become an advent for this Questionable business practice Bi-quarterly dollar raise my left-brain Novocain on the phones As I ascend the corporate ladder Helping cats off tree branches Keeping callers flattered Screens got me seeing spots Props to medical benefit's At least I get a free lens a year I'm in heaven, bitch (Wow) I get perks, perks, perks When I work, work, work I get perks, perks, perks When I work, work, work I get perks, perks, perks When I work, work, work Watch me ride around town in my company shirt I should snap on a motherfucker So they fire me (Don't do that) However, if the raps backfire They won't hire me Working in a center makes me wish I was a tire swing Money let's me help my momma Relish in the finer things And I must say, I love my momma Momma wants a Vitamix Spend my time thinking that maybe I could write a Lick if I could get the early shift Maybe I should find a lady Settle, build a family Use two weeks of PTO to break for my sanity Yeah, I mean, maybe I'll just do that, I mean I Arts and crafts was a good was a good run I yeah, but MagLo, I ain't seen you in a little bit What happened to dalliance? Why you ain't releasin' shit? Need some help with PR, bro? Your page is lookin negligent Yeah, but I got health insurance now So I'm in heaven, bitch Health insurance is actually a good thing Don't listen to me, I'm just bitter I get them perks, perks, perks When I work, work, work I get perks, perks, perks When I work, work, work I get perks, perks, perks (Get, get) When I work, work, work (Get 'em, get 'em) Watch me ride around town in my company shirt Ring, ring, ring Thanks for calling in (Hoo hoo hoo) You have reached the real life (yeah) representative (Representative) Call me if you need someone To listen to you whine (To listen to you whine) my manager's (Woo) unable to (yeah) assist You at this time, oh ooh Sorry, baby