It's A Mugs Game

A bottle of bleach And you tell yourself 'Never, never again Well, not until next week anywayAnd you were never one for holding drink And you stagger off to the toilet And you throw up like it was Christmas And you miss the bowl and you hit your shoes And there's no paper towels Now what else can go wrong for you It's a choice between a cab fare home And a packet of cigarettes So you choose and the money sticks In the machine and the manager says 'Tough shit - drink up and leave Oh god it's another disease And you just got rid of the last You were beginning to feel OK And the friends you gave it to Were speaking to you again.