Jason B. Sad

A distant friend of Johnny B. Goode Jason B. Sad was a lonely lad His head was a bed for everyone His clothes was his life but his heart was a knife Inscribed on it was "rock 'n' roll is cruel" Take me to school, boy Leave me alone, boy Slice me a bone of the Universe Take me to school, boy Leave me alone, boy Slice me a bone of the Universe Jason got weird and he pierced his ears A gypsy alone in his gallantry He met Shaky Sue, who wore only blue And they shared in their teenage misery