Garden Party

(Derek Dick, Steve Rothery, Mark Kelly, Pete Trewavas, Ian Mosley, Brian Jelliman, Diz Minnitt) Garden party held today Invites call the debs to play Social climbers polish ladders Wayward sons again have fathers "Hello, dad!", "Hello, dad!" Edgy eggs and queuing cumbers Rudely wakened from their slumbers Time has come again for slaughter On the lawns by still "Cam" waters It's a slaughter, it's a slaughter Champagne corks are firing at the sun again Swooping swallows chased by violins again Straafed by Strauss they sulk in crumbling eaves again Oh God not again! Aperitifs consumed en masse display Their owners on the grass